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Well darn.

I didn’t make it into the RPG Superstar Top 32. Always next year.

Congratulations to those that did!


KantCon 2012

Went to KantCon this Saturday with my girlfriend and a gamer friend of ours, and thought I’d mention how it went.

I made the mistake of not preregistering for anything, since I didn’t think we’d be able to make it. My mistake – I didn’t realize Vernie would have time to go, so I hadn’t really made much in the way of plans for it. I hopped on ConPlanner and signed up for some events the night before. I thought the site was just a pain in the rear to use, but it turns out it was supposed to be down, and I had accidentally figured out a back door into the beta software (oops). So the events that we had signed up for online (a pair of Savage Worlds games – one a pulp Africa game set in the 1920s, and the other a Scooby Doo Cthulhu game set on a ghost ship) were both full when we got there.

The staff at KantCon was very helpful about finding us another game, and the three of us signed up for two games on Saturday – a zombie horror game set during the Civil War using the AEther system, and a fantasy dungeon crawl using the Ingenium system.

I was not impressed with the AEther system (I disliked it enough that I’m not going to look for the ae symbol) or that game of it. For one thing, there were no pregenerated characters for a con game in which we played a unit of Union soldiers. We had to make characters for a game that only one of the other players had ever played, and even that was just once earlier in the day. Pregens for such a group would be EASY – the different roles are right there, just slap together a half-dozen or so pregens and you’re good to go. The game started with each of us rolling percentiles to see if our characters were ambidextrous or had an eidetic memory – that should have been a sign right there.

The system itself didn’t impress me that much – it’s a percentile-based, roll-high system, where you add effectively your stat modifier and skill for everything you do. Percentile math is unnecessary, in my opinion. The detail of random numbers ranging from 1 to 100 just doesn’t add anything, and the way the game worked the actual skill didn’t mean much – you got a much higher modifier from the basic stat used.

Additionally, it was frustratingly lethal for a convention game. The first enemy contact we had incapacitated one of our squadmates, and she was effectively useless for the rest of game – she could just limp along for the rest of the session, rolling everything at a huge penalty. I can see the appeal of lethality for a con game, but it should be FUN about it, not just “there was a trap in what you were obviously supposed to investigate, now you’re out of the session”. The system uses d10s for all damage, and the average character has 3-5 hit points. I wasn’t told that negative hit points wasn’t unconscious, so I said I was out at one point when apparently I was just at -10% to everything and wounded – apparently the system doesn’t have a “knocked out but alive” rule unless you spend a luck point to survive something that should have killed you.

The other players in the game were okay. We had a young girl who had fun playing a soldier and laughed at my bad Kentucky accent and profanity, a guy who did a good job but wasn’t super memorable, and a guy who whispered a lot and wanted to be off by himself doing the sneaky thing. We decided early on that Stealthy Guy was going to be the lieutenant (since had had actually played the system before) and it was kind of funny to realize that our lieutenant abandoned us almost immediately to sneak off and investigate this creepy house by himself. He was either eaten by zombies or burned down when I made a moonshine Molotov cocktail and burned the place to the ground, but either way he didn’t make it.

After that game, we went off to get ice cream at a place Jarrod knew about in Overland Park (Glace Artisan Ice Cream, it was tasty). We had a nice cathartic bitch session about the previous game, and then headed back to try our luck again.

Ingenium was, on the whole, a much better experience. The system was dead simple – roll a d10, add your stat modifier plus maybe a +1 from a talent, and that’s your roll. Exploding die on the d10, so you could get pretty high totals. We had a good selection of pregens (though oddly no spellcaster, and the GM said that somebody had taken the rogue-type pregen home, so we just had warrior-types and social-types). I played an agility-focused catfolk warrior, Vernie played a gargoyle warrior who was more toughness-based, and Jarrod played a human merchant with social skills. We had two other players who were new to gaming, and they did a good job (another catfolk warrior and a human bard, as I recall). The table was a 50-50 split on gender, too, which was unusual for a con game. I actually noticed that there were more women than I expected to see at the gaming convention; it was rare for a table to not have at least two women.

The plot was pretty simple – there’s a new cult in town and people are disappearing. We went off into the woods toward their lair, ambushed some cultists, and stole their gear. The first combat was amazingly quick – the game gives you multiple actions each turn, so we dropped three people in just a moment.

The rest of the dungeon crawly portion was pretty slow. That encounter with the cultists was the only thing that happened for a while – we walked through an abandoned dungeon for most of the session. There was a puzzle that would have been vastly improved by a handout. If there’s a riddle that hinges on a visual cue, LET US SEE IT. At least DRAW the darned thing so we know what’s going on, and give us a copy of the little poem so we can figure it out without you having to read it over and over. We actually just went around it because none of us could figure out what was supposed to be going on, but as soon as we got a visual, it was obvious. (The puzzle lowered a bridge to cross a chasm, we eventually just called for cultists from the next room and the social guy got them to lower it, since he was disguised as a cultist).

In the end, we got to the cult’s central chamber where they were trying to summon DemonBadGod. There were apparently over a hundred cultists, along with a pair of priests and some monster-thing tied to an altar. We didn’t see any indication of what to do at this point, which was kind of frustrating. I didn’t know the system well enough to know if were were supposed to just slaughter the cultists or if that would be suicide. Turns out that’s what we were supposed to do, essentially, so we spent some time figuring that out that was mostly just wasted. When we eventually just said “Screw it!” and attacked the cult leaders with ranged weapons, the cultists… didn’t do anything. I found that odd – the fight was just with the two cult leaders, the high priest and the guy with the sacrificial knife. Both were pretty much pushovers – none of our PCs even got hurt appreciably the entire game except me, and that was because I was screwing around with a trapped pedestal to figure out the puzzle earlier.

Still, the game was much more fun than the Civil War zombie game. Vernie liked the system for fantasy games much better than Pathfinder. I thought it was okay, but nothing special – all our characters seemed a little too similar for my tastes, but that might have been a lack of variety in the pregens. I picked up the core Ingenium PDF yesterday, since it was cheap. I’ll look it over sometime.

Alchemical Behemoth

I wrote this up for a contest over on ENWorld called the “What Is It?” contest, where you stat up a Pathfinder monster from a picture provided. Here’s the picture, and what I came up with.


Alchemical Behemoth (CR 12)

A titanic humanoid form thunders toward you, thick green smoke pouring from where it should have a head. A harsh chemical stench makes your eyes water and your lungs burn as it lumbers closer.

XP 19,200
CE Huge Undead
Init -1; Senses all-around vision, cloud sight, darkvision 60′, Perception +19
Aura stench (60 ft, DC 23, 10 rounds)


AC 26, touch 9, flat-footed 26 (+2 deflection, -1 Dexterity, +17 natural armor, -2 size)
hp 143 (19d8+57)
Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +11
All-around vision (cannot be flanked), amorphous (immune to critical hits and precision damage), DR 10/slashing and magic; Immune acid, undead traits; Resist electricity 10, fire 10


Speed 40 ft.
Melee 2 claws +19 (2d6+20/19-20)*
Ranged corpse bomb +13 ranged touch (1d8+10 plus acid splash and corpse cloud)
Space 15 ft; Reach 15 ft
Special Attacks absorb, breath weapon (acidic vomit, 60 ft cone, 8d6 acid damage, Reflex DC 21 for half, once per day), corpse bomb (every 1d4 rounds), trample (1d8+15, DC 31)


Str 35, Dex 8, Con –, Int 6, Wis 10, Cha 14
Base Atk +14 (19 HD); CMB +28, CMD 37
Feats Ability Focus (stench), Bull Rush Strike, Cleave, Crippling Critical, Critical Focus, Great Cleave, Improved Bull Rush, Improved Critical (claw), Power Attack* (already included in statistics), Toughness, Weapon Focus (claw)
Skills Intimidate +21, Perception +19


Absorb (Su)
An alchemical behemoth can absorb the bodies and life energy of its foes in order to increase its own power. Any time the alchemical behemoth enters the space of a dead or dying creature of Large size or smaller, the target may be absorbed. Dead creatures are automatically absorbed, while a dying creature gets a Will save (DC 21) to resist absorption. Each corpse absorbed this way functions similarly to a death knell spell. The bonuses from this effect stack, to a maximum of 50 temporary hit points and a +10 enhancement bonus to Strength. These bonuses fade after 10 minutes per HD of the subject creature.

Cloud Sight (Ex)
The senses of an alchemical behemoth are not hindered by fog, mist, smoke, or similar effects.

Corpse Bomb (Su)
As a standard action, the alchemical behemoth can infuse a corpse from its body with alchemical power and throw it at its foes, similar to an alchemist’s bomb. This is a ranged touch attack, with a range increment of 20′. The target struck by a corpse bomb takes 1d8+10 bludgeoning damage from the impact. The target and everyone within 5′ are also sprayed with acid from the bursting corpse, dealing 2d6 damage (Reflex DC 21 half). Additionally, a corpse cloud forms at the point of impact. The alchemical behemoth can throw a corpse bomb every 1d4 rounds.

Corpse Cloud (Su)
A cloud of acidic, choking fumes erupts from the explosion of a corpse bomb, centered on the point of impact. This functions as a stinking cloud, save that everything in the cloud takes 2d6 points of acid damage each round it moves through or remains in the cloud. The Fortitude DC to resist the nausea effect is 21. A corpse cloud dissipates after 1d6+1 rounds.

An alchemical behemoth is a towering figure, about 30′ tall. It is composed of the fused corpses of many creatures, along with a number of powerful alchemical agents. Thick green smoke pours from the hole in its shoulders where most humanoids have a head, and powerful claws of fused bone allow the thing to tear at its prey. It has no discernible face, but sees the world through the eyes of all the corpses that are fused into its flesh.

In battle, an alchemical behemoth will throw a corpse bomb at the largest concentration of foes, and then wade into the cloud, slaughtering anything it can reach. It prefers to fight from inside a corpse cloud, and will drop corpse bombs on targets in melee with it, reveling in the destruction it causes. It prefers to start combat by slaughtering weaker foes and absorbing them with its trample attack, then dealing with any more significant threats.

The first alchemical behemoths were created accidentally, arising from mass graves on battlefields where horrific alchemical weapons were used. Since then, the most powerful of alchemists have learned to create these abominable engines of destruction, unleashing them as weapons of war. They are kept secret in deep, magically-sealed vaults, allowed to indulge their appetite for slaughter only in the most desperate battles. An alchemical behemoth that absorbs enough corpses will slowly grow larger; the creature described is typical. An alchemical behemoth has a basic understanding of one language (typically Common), but cannot speak.


Environment Battlefields or magical wastelands
Organization solitary
Treasure half (acid-resistant treasure on absorbed bodies)


  • The PCs arrive at a town to find the inhabitants gone and the buildings scarred by acid. A great battle has taken place, and the alchemical behemoth responsible has absorbed someone the PCs care about or need to talk to. Can they catch up with the creature and destroy it before the person is gone forever? Who sent it?
  • The town’s gravedigger has a terrible secret – he is a reanimator, a type of alchemist focusing on the creation of undead. His labors have finally allowed him to create an alchemical behemoth, but he’s lost control of it, and now it shambles toward the town. Apply the young simple template to the alchemical behemoth, as it has not yet absorbed many corpses. Will the alchemist aid the PCs or attempt to save his creation?
  • t is a time of war, and a desperate commander has ordered the release of an alchemical behemoth. It wins them the battle, but they fail to retain control, and now the thing is free. They can’t spare troops from the war effort to stop it – can the PCs prevent it from wreaking more devastation?

Planning to play Serpent’s Skull

Looks like the next campaign we’re going to be doing on Wednesday nights is going to be Serpent’s Skull, after our regular GM finishes up the campaign he’s currently running. We’re going to talk about characters and stuff over the next few weeks, see if we can’t get a group that meshes well together, or at least will be amusing.

So far I’m thinking about a biologist-themed alchemist, someone who is in the jungle looking for an ultra-rare flower or some other strange reagent deep in the jungle. I haven’t heard much from the other players, but there’s six of us, so whatever happens we’ve got enough people to cover everything.

This will be our first foray into Paizo’s adventure paths, and only our second Pathfinder campaign, though we’ve played tons of 3.0 and 3.5 games. I’m looking forward to it. I’ve tried to run Age of Wyrms before, but it didn’t go all that well, but I didn’t really run things close to the book, so that’s mostly my own fault. Our regular GM has run several long-term book-based games, most memorably Necropolis from Necromancer Games (I think that’s what it’s called, it was a large Egyptian-themed series of modules with a large undead focus) and the City of Brass, both of which were a lot of fun. It seems like not having to do the heavy lifting frees him up to do stuff that appeals to each player, which is nice, and gives PCs a chance to have their own stuff.

This will be our first Golarion game, too. It’s rare that we use a published setting, so that should be interesting. I think I’m the only one with any familiarity with the setting, and that’s just from reading bits here and there and listening to podcasts.

Anyone have any play experiences with Serpent’s Skull? Anything I should keep in mind?